“Dear Google,
I have found a bug in your Google Maps service. A big one indeed.
In fact, I worry for my life, that it might come and eat me.
So please, won’t you fix this bug in a hurry? I’m sure you can ask
the German military to aid you in the struggle against this bug.
The bug in question can be sighted here, in all it’s scary godzilla-like
mean self: Link to Bug
Yours truly.”
A post on TheDailyWTF forum by nobody.